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1.) When was the first time you ever swore or said something profane?
“I was eleven, got shocked by an exposed wire and shouted a blue streak.”
2.) Have you ever had unrequited feelings for someone?/Have you ever been friendzoned?
“Uhhhhh, his name is Andrew and I didn’t get to say how I felt before he left.”
3.) What's a false assumption a lot of people have about you?
“That I’m not a complete computer nerd. I totally am.”
4.) Have you ever questioned your sexuality?
“When I met Andrew… Long story.” *blushes*
5.) If you could bring one person back from the dead, who would it be and why?
“No one, I’ll save that wish for another day.”
6.) What did you do on December 12th last year?
“I watched porn on my tablet. I’m supposed to be honest here right?”
7.) When was the last time you truthfully told someone you hated them?
“Can’t really recall, so far everyone in the academy has been pretty chill.”
8.) Have you ever killed someone?
“I stole data from very scary people in my career. They probably killed their security chiefs, so possible I indirectly killed them, but never personally.”
9.) In less than four sentences, describe the entire plot of the last book you read.
“It didn’t have a plot; it was an advanced manual for understanding binary coding groupings.”
10.) Describe the appearance of the most untrustworthy person you can think of (they can be a person you've met or a made up person). Are they male or female or neither? What about their appearance makes them untrustworthy?
“This guy who was trying to hack iTex, and somehow he had enough skill to insult me while he was counter hacking me. I managed to get on his webcam, and he was wearing some sort of hood. He gave me the middle finger before he used that to press a key and cut the connection. That mask was really creepy…”
11.) What is the most cringeworthy thing you've ever seen?
“I was installing a camera in the training room and I heard a mutant tear their ACL and seeing them doubled over in pain was awful.”
12.) What is your biggest regret?
“Not escaping from iTex sooner.”
13.) Do you have any cousins? When was the last time you saw them?
“I’m a mutant, I have no cousins.”
14.) Describe the worst birthday you've ever had.
“Probably when I turned four, a mutant told me how awesome it used to be to have birthdays, and then I realized iTex doesn’t celebrate birthdays.”
15.) When was the last time someone provoked you to the point of violence?
“Only time I was really violent was when I stole an eraser’s taser and stunned him with it. My asthma really won’t let me fight.”
16.) OH NOES!!!! Someone has gotten you to drink a truth potion and now you have to truthfully answer every question you are asked!!! What's the worst possible question someone could ask you?
“Would you rather be dominate or submissive in a relationship.”
17.) Describe, in detail, your first serious relationship. Describe how it ended.
“I haven’t had one yet.”
18.) Introduce your best friend. Tell the story of how you met.
“So far my best friend is Arrow. I met her while working on the academy’s code. She did a great job reassuring me that I’d always have a place there.”
19.) To the introduced friend, has our interviewee lied in any of these questions? Are you surprised by any of these answers?
Arrow: //shrug "Don't really know him well enough to tell you that. Also, what the hell is porn?"
20.) To finish up, what is your biggest irrational fear and how did you get it?
“I fear power outages, with them I can’t work or charge my tablet.”
